Sunday, October 26, 2008

Jacob louis loeb

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Earlier this afternoon dentist, Jan Slotnick, attempted to shove his whole entire fist in my mouth. One of my life's worst moments, Slotnick (antagonist) drills away at my cavity ridden teeth, while i wince and cry he laughs and flirts with small Asian assistant (LEESH, as he calls her), a teer rolls down my cheek, hidden by the oversised sunglasses (provided by slotnick to block the blinding light directed straight into my face). Some Shakira song plays on the radio. What a world of shit. Fuck the dentist. Fuck Slotnick. Fuck Leesh.

I think of a song to sing in my head to keep me from shitting my ass all over expensive dentist chair. I start to sing a song (in my head) written by Jake loeb (protagonist). The song so perfectly both Happy and ANGRY, it soothes both my oral pain, and my urges to KICK SLOTNICK'S FUCKING HEAD IN.

thankyou jake

4 comments:

daniel arnold said...

ha. should probably change names to protect the innocent.

MoonFall said...

I'm Anonymous

daniel arnold said...

not anymore.

Devi Arnold said...

who's expensive dentist chair?